The Fear of God

There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If
somebody had been locked up in his house or if somebody's dog had been painted green, one always knew who the culprits were — the brothers.
One day the boys' mother asked a priest to talk to her sons and put the fear of God in them so that they would mend their ways. The priest asked her to send her sons to him one at a time.
When the younger boy, a lad of thirteen, came, he made him sit and asked him:
"Where is God?"
The boy did not answer.
The priest asked again, in a louder voice: "Where is God?"
The boy remained silent. But when the priest asked the same question a third time, the boy jumped up and ran away.
He went straight to his brother.
"We are in big trouble!" he gasped.
"What's wrong?" asked the older boy, warily, wondering which of their sins had caught up with them.
"God is missing," said the youngster, "and they think we have something to do with it!"

Grilled Lemon Chicken

Instead of using oil to keep chicken moist while cooking, use an oil-free marinade or spritz it with broth, water, or juice. This recipe requires just seven ingredients.


Ingredients

* 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves (about 1 1/4 pounds total)
* 1/2 cup reduced-sodium chicken broth
* 1 tablespoon finely shredded lemon peel (zest)
* 1/4 cup lemon juice
* 1 tablespoon finely snipped fresh lemon thyme or thyme
* 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
* 2 lemons, halved
* Fresh lemon thyme or thyme sprigs, optional

Directions

1. Place the chicken in a resealable plastic bag in a shallow bowl. For marinade, in a small bowl stir together chicken broth, lemon peel, lemon juice, 1 tablespoon thyme, and pepper. Pour over chicken. Seal bag. Marinate in the refrigerator for 1 to 2 hours, turning bag occasionally. Drain chicken, reserving marinade.

2. Grill chicken on the rack of an uncovered grill directly over medium coals for 12 to 15 minutes or until no longer pink (170 degrees F), turning and brushing with marinade halfway through grilling. Discard any remaining marinade. Add lemon halves to grill for the last 3 minutes of grilling.

3. Serve chicken with grilled lemons and, if desired, top with additional fresh thyme.

Scorpio Tattoos

If you were born between October 24 to November 22 Scorpio and you can consider a tattoo Scorpio. This tattoo is representative of a strong personality characteristics associated with this character. Scorpios are the most intense, profound, powerful characters Zodiac. Although they are self-control and peace is the intensity of emotional energy Seething Placid exterior. In everyday behavior, it gives the impression of the activity is removed, but those who know them on the alert, which is part of nature to identify. They need great self-discipline, because they are able to identify the characteristics themselves that they differ from those of other people, and are fully aware of the traditional character may very well or very poorly utilized. Their tenacity and willpower are immense, the depth of character and passionate conviction overwhelming, but they are very sensitive and easily moved by emotion. Sensitivity, and a tendency to extreme likes and dislikes are easily hurt, quick to insult or injury to themselves and are easily aroused intense anger to detect. These personality traits Scorpios are very stubborn and powerful creatures. If you are not the effect of the mark, after the show to celebrate the Scorpio tattoo inked into the skin.

Scorpion tattoo represents the eighth sign of the zodiac, which dominates the entire calendar, October 23 to November 21, mid-autumn and winter approaches. In fact, the approach of death, and the next cycle of birth and renewal are the key to this often maligned, but often the astrological symbol tattooed. Like many of the astrological signs Scorpio tattoo refers to nature. As the real Scorpions, constellation refers to the possibility of death, but it is not a foregone conclusion. Instead, Scorpio tattoos come to represent the struggle and the resistance, the dynamic changes, and sometimes the power and the triumph of life. The brightest star in the constellation Scorpio is Antares, a binary star system whose main component is a red super giant. If it is, the Antares is from the Greek meaning "to simulate red color of Mars. Even today, when the constellation Orion is moving heaven, Scorpio behind him. As the Scorpio rises in the east, Orion, and dutifully returns back to the west. Hazard and also a symbol of strength, the Scorpion is actually a sign of change, that change of seasons, the struggle of life and death, and planets.

A Nice Lesson..!

Once a boy went to a shop with his mother. The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bottle with sweets

And said 'Dear Child..u can take the sweets...

But the child didn't take. The shop keeper was surprised.. Such a small child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the bottle. Again he said take the sweets....

Now the mother also heard that and said.. Take the sweets dear.. Yet he didn't take... The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets... He himself took the sweets and gave to the child. The child was happy to get two hands full of sweets.


While returning home the Mother asked the child... Why didn't you take the sweets, when the shop keeper told you to take?..

Can you guess the response: Child replies... Mom! My hands are very small and if I take the sweets I can only take few.. But now you see when uncle gave with his big hands.... How many more sweets I got!


Moral: When we take we may get little but when God gives... HE gives us more beyond our expectations. .. More than what we can hold..!!

Five-Tomato Salad

The sweet flavor of tomatoes is nicely complemented by a zesty herb vinaigrette. A light sprinkling of feta cheese adds a tang but also an extra gram of fat per serving.


Ingredients

* 2 tablespoons olive oil or salad oil
* 2 tablespoons white wine vinegar
* 1 tablespoon thinly sliced green onion or snipped fresh chives
* 2 teaspoons snipped fresh basil or 1/2 teaspoon dried basil crushed
* 1 teaspoon sugar
* 1/2 teaspoon Dijon-style mustard
* 1/4 teaspoon salt
* 3 roma tomatoes, sliced
* 2 medium red tomatoes, sliced
* 1 medium yellow tomato, sliced
* 1/2 cup red cherry tomatoes, halved
* 1/2 cup yellow cherry tomatoes, halved
* Spinach leaves
* 1/4 cup crumbled feta, Gorgonzola, or blue cheese (1 ounce) (optional)
* Freshly ground black pepper

Directions

For dressing, in a screw-top jar, combine the olive or salad oil, vinegar, green onion or chives, basil, sugar, mustard, and salt. Cover and shake well. Chill, if desired.

To serve, arrange tomatoes on a spinach-lined platter. Shake dressing well; drizzle atop tomatoes. If desired, sprinkle crumbled cheese atop salad. Sprinkle with pepper.

The Fairy Story

the fairy story (strategic alliances, tactical awareness, ageism, sexism, being careful about what you wish for and how you go about getting it)

A couple were dining out together celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary.

After the meal, the husband presented his wife romantically with a beautiful very old gold antique locket on a chain.

Amazingly when his wife opened the locket, a tiny fairy appeared.

Addressing the astonished couple, the fairy said, "Your forty years of devotion to each other has released me from this locket, and in return I can now grant you both one wish each - anything you want.."

Without hesitating, the wife asked, "Please, can I travel to the four corners of the world with my husband, as happy and in love as we've always been?"

The fairy waved her wand with a flourish, and magically there on the table were two first-class tickets for a round-the-world holiday.

Staggered, the couple looked at each other, unable to believe their luck.

"Your turn," said the fairy and the wife to the husband.

The husband thought for a few seconds, and then said, with a little guilt in his voice, "Forgive me, but to really enjoy that holiday of a lifetime - I yearn for a younger woman - so I wish that my wife could be thirty years younger than me."

Shocked, the fairy glanced at the wife, and with a knowing look in her eye, waved her wand.....

and the husband became ninety-three.

Moral of the story:try to treasure what you have and respect it and think twice before you ask for anything.

Early Hiv Symptoms

What are the early symptoms of HIV infection?

Despite increased awareness about HIV, AIDS and the risks of unprotected sex, many people don't know what the early symptoms of HIV are. While the chances of contracting the virus are still relatively low, it's important to be aware of possible symptoms, particularly if you've recently had sex without a condom.

However, part of the problem is that around a third of people who contract the virus will not display any early symptoms at all. In fact, many live with HIV for years without realising that they are infected. Of course, the earlier the infection is diagnosed with an HIV test, the better the chances of treatment.


What does HIV do to the body?

HIV is a virus which, in its advanced form, can lead to the terminal condition AIDS (Acquired Immuno Deficiency Virus). It attacks cells in the body which fight infection – leaving you more vulnerable to disease. A person infected with HIV will not necessarily develop AIDS. By the late stages of HIV, symptoms are pronounced and can have a debilitating effect on the sufferer.

However, in its early stages, HIV is known as primary HIV infection. Symptoms usually appear a couple of weeks after exposure and may only last for a short time.


Early signs to look out for:

Early stage HIV can share many of the same symptoms as common conditions (such as the flu or glandular fever). The key is to work out whether you're experiencing any of the following symptoms following recent unprotected sex:

- Sore and dry throat
- Headache and high fever
- Feeling fatigued and lacking in energy
- Pain in the joints, muscles and lower back
- Feeling nauseous and having a low appetite
- Swollen glands (particularly in the neck and armpits)
- Rash on the chest and occasionally arms
- Diarrhoea

As mentioned above, although around 60% of people infected with HIV will show symptoms, many others will not.


Getting diagnosed:

If you suspect that you may have contracted HIV, don't panic. Your chances of infection are low – almost zero if you have been using condoms during sex.

However, if you're concerned, or if you show symptoms a few weeks after unprotected sex, then it's important to test for HIV (not the same as an AIDS test). If symptoms disappear after a few days this doesn't mean that you're all clear. Often people will experience the initial signs and then show no other outward symptoms until years later. By that time the infection may have developed in your body and become harder to treat.