* If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
* If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.
* I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
* Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?
* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
* Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
* How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
* Money is not the only thing, it's everything.
* Save water. Shower with your girl friend.
* Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
* Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
* The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
* Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* Love is photogenic, It needs darkness to develop.
* "Your future depends on your dreams", So go to sleep.
* "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !
* "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !
* God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
* When two's company, three's the result !
* A dress is like a barbed fence, It protects the premises without restricting the view
* The more you learn, the more you know,the more you know, the more you forget the more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn.
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